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Just installed the iPhone worspress app. Looks cool and interesting.

All of the Might Be a Monkey iPhone Apps with be free on April first.

No Joke.

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My throat is on fire.

I can’t talk.

I squeek a little, but that’s about it.

This is horrible, I’m on my couch, watching bad t.v. and I don’t want to move.

I can’t believe I’m even writing this.

I hate being sick.

I just finished a new video, a small confession from my youth.

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Yippy Skippy I fixed it!

I seem to have broken something in my wordpress install. I’m not sure what yet, hopefully a re-install will fix it without trashing the database

What do I bring to the Table?
I’m a manager and I’m constantly trying to figure out what exactly it is I do. In a lot of ways I’m a shock absorber, I keep the bumps and jolts from above to a minimum, I make minor adjustment below to keep everyone moving smoothly. But how do you quantify that?
I do stuff, and things.
I nudge, I compliment, I suggest, I lead, I assure, I re-assure. I help people see other peoples point of view.
I bullshit with people all day.
So what do I bring to the table?
How do you put Champion Bullshitter into a resume?

I really don’t have a problem with “big brother” style surveillance. I pretty much assume I’m always on camera, always being watched. I honestly find it kind of flattering. The problem I have is with selective surveillance. If we’re all being watched, how come we don’t get to watch? Why do politicians get back room deals but my privacy is gone? It’s true most people could care less what other people do, but I want the right to look back if I want to. The politicians keep saying only the bad people have something to hide. OK, so I want a 24 hour web cam in the oval office. I want every Senator’s office bugged and searchable.

We all get to live in glass houses from now on.

Happy 4th everybody!